Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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