In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
