I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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