Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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