There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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