dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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