good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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