I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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