who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We were destined to go to rehab together
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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