I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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