Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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