So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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