My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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