he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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