I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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