this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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