When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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