You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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