is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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