Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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