i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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