we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
As shirtless as possible
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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