Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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