i jhust puked up my retainher.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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