i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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