Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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