you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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