I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Houston, we have a blender
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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