She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
