i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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