Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
In America we eat man semen.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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