Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
