News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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