That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
