Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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