Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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