I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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