I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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