we're blogging at a bar
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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