Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I think my vagina is haunted
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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