not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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