Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.