There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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