She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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