worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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