There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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