Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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