Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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