She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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