I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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