why didn't you poke me back
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
After tacos, we're chasing women.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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