so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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Do you remember whose house we're in?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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