I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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