That's intense
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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