id be glad to
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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